It's always exciting in music when someone delivers exactly what you know they've always been capable of, to the syllable.
Wiley sir, Step Up!
My cousin Fred reliably informs me that "Wearing My Rolex" only made number 2, we all know that's a rinse. This new joint "Take That" is hyper-catchy, hyper-dancey, hyper-anthemic, and in my opinion is on a par with Dizzee's recent bangers, and far superior to Tinchy's Number 1s.
Put simply: This exactly what Wiley's been waiting to deliver..
Let's hope like a fictional mailman he delivers right on time.
GB public, slot this in at number 1.
I beg you.
Dead Out
P.S follow Wiley's (slightly) incognito Twitter here
I know this is the darkest, shittiest picture that has ever been posted online.
But bare with me..there's a fifth rate pun to be revealed!
When I was in Manchester, in my friends flat they said there was a dark secret hidden in the lift..it took me two turns up and down again to work out what it was..
When some rappers or musicians talk about how real they are in their music, their art. They say it flows from them..that realness..it's in their blood.
When I had a wisdom tooth removed last week I woke to find this image daubed on my pillow in blood.
Let them write this on the sleeve notes of my future albums:
"Henry Lloyd-Hughes bleeds music. He bleeds the actual notes. If you cut him, bloodied musical notes spill forth and cover his sheets."
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