I know this is the darkest, shittiest picture that has ever been posted online.
But bare with me..there's a fifth rate pun to be revealed!
When I was in Manchester, in my friends flat they said there was a dark secret hidden in the lift..it took me two turns up and down again to work out what it was..
The brand of the lift: Schindler
SCHINDLER'S LIFTS!!!
Who does that? Who goes there?
In a confined space...
Low..sooooo low